Tonight was the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and like every other year, my facebook newsfeed was filled with annoying skinny girls talking about how excited they were and how much the looooove Miranda Kerr. Followed by all the same girls saying obnoxious crap such as:
“Okay it’s official, I’m never eating again”
“watching those models makes me want to cry! wahhhhh”
and my personal fav:
“Omg wish I looked like those girls, diet starts now for sure!”
First of all, you could probably look like all those bitches if you ate nothing but lettuce like they do, but that is fucking stupid, and they’re getting paid big time to eat nothing but lettuce. So unless someone pays you enough money that you can drop out of school, eat like a normal human.
Secondly, we all saw this coming. No one bigger than a double zero can watch that show without feeling bad about themselves afterwards so why subject yoself?
Lastly, no one cares! All of the girls wining on facebook are definitely skinnier than most of this country. If you have not yet been forced into plus size territory, you have no business complaining about your weight. Especially not on facebook.