Everyone falls into a type. No one likes to admit it and some people will spend their whole lives trying to fight the airhead cheerleader or the socially awkward nerd inside of them. Some people take longer than others to fall into their stereotype, but eventually we all get there.
“Julia is one of those girls that doesn’t have a lot of girlfriends because she thinks like a guy, she doesn’t play mind games” – Nick, This weeks episode of The New Girl.
This is probably my least favourite type of girl. Countless times I have heard girls declare “I’m only friends with guys because girls are too dramatic”. Those are probably one of the top five most irritating combination of words in the English language. In my experience, the girls who say dumb shit like that, are the ones the cause the drama. They are the ones that send you home crying after school when you’re 13. They are the ones who will make out with your boyfriend at a party in front of half of your high school. They are the ones who you will eventually spend your days bitching about around the water cooler in your tension filled office job.
You know the real reason why this type of girl is only friends with dudes? It’s because the rest of us females don’t want to befriend her cause she’s a bitch, and not the good kind. She’s a magnet for guy friends because they are too stupid to see how this girl’s brand of undramatic is actually the most dramatic of them all. So dramatic in fact, she has been shunned by her own people, and ladies love the drama…so if you can’t find any female friends you know you have tipped the crazy scale.
The bottom line is this: no girl thinks like a guy. All girls think think like girls. Some of us just suck at interacting with other girls. Which is a nice way of saying some girls are just bitches. And ironically, that type of girl is likely playing the most mind games.
Basically, I hate it when girls say they hate other girls. You can feel free to dislike any individual for any justifiable reason you can come up with. But no girl can say they hate ALL other girls because they are ALL dramatic. Lots of girls are dramatic, some of them are especially terrible…but not all of them are. And the reality is, most of the girls who hate on their own gender when around the opposite sex are likely only doing it so boys will think they’re cool and drama free. Where is the solidarity?